Tuesday, March 6, 2012

Felice Fawn Gets Signed To Agency Through Connections, Not Talent


Recently, Lauren posted a blog entry detailing her getting signed to small London-based modeling agency, Profile Model Management. Here is a screencap of her blog post, which she has interestingly since removed:



Lauren went to London with Merry and met with a woman named Simone Hellicar, who is a booker for the agency. Basically, Lauren got signed through her connection with her photographer friend, Merry Philips. I say 'connections' because:

This status update was posted on the same day that they went to London to meet with Simone Hellicar. I mean, it could be a coincidence, I guess. But something tells me it's not.

News of Lauren getting signed was posted to efagz. This sparked a bit of an outrage, as Lauren is not only technically too old to get signed to Profile, but all of her recent illegal antics combined with her seeming refusal to take responsibility for any of her poorly-thought-out actions make for one looming, collective question of "What on earth has this person done to deserve an opportunity like this? How can someone brazenly steal from her own followers, do Class A narcotics live on webcam, lie, cheat, and steal her way though life, and get rewarded for it?"


As a result, many members of efagz as well as Tumblr users began emailing Profile via the website and Facebook. Here are just a few different accounts of more than one person contacting the agency. The first one was posted to one of the efagz sister communities, wefagz:


This was posted by another user on Tumblr:


And this is an email that was forwarded to me by someone who contacted Profile under the alias "Alice":



This is the response that "Alice" received from Christophe Chalvet de Recy, the director of Profile:


Really professional--misspellings, faint hostility and all!


What exactly would be gained by meeting the director in person to say it, anyway? That's like responding with "Say it to ma FACE!", something a bratty teenager would retort. (Except that one actually did recently. Oops!)


Alice's response to Christophe:


What I'm having trouble understanding is why the agency would assume that there was only one person contacting them about Lauren. I just find it odd. Is it really that inconceivable that a lot of different people feel that Lauren getting handed this opportunity, despite scamming others and publicizing her drug use, is not right?

Lauren also doesn't like to listen to those who actually do take the time to photograph her. Here she is ignoring Alexandra Cameron's simple request that she take the unedited photos off of her portfolio on her website and replace them with Alex's finished photographs.




Sounds like someone who seems really great and professional to work with, right? She never actually removed those photos, either... that's nice. Also, they weren't really unedited.


What a few others have been saying about this via Tumblr:




And how about these tweets she posted about her recent Boy London shoot?


Or blaming the retoucher (who, amazingly, wasn't her) for why her neck looks wider than her head?



Never stop blaming others for your own shortcomings, Lauren. It'll get you far.


As if Lauren's inability to act professionally combined with her controlling nature when it comes to her excessive retouching AND trashing the work of other photographers when she doesn't like how she looks isn't enough of a deterrent for potential colleagues, here are some screenshots of Lauren complaining about being sick/not having slept before all of the recent shoots she's had.






Yes, Lauren. You've had an ill-gotten opportunity handed to you due to connections and yet you can only whine and complain about it to anyone who will listen on Twitter. Fuck your life, indeed.


She also made the brilliant decision to get her entire side tattooed with Goetic demonic sigils after getting signed to a reputedly clean-cut, "girly" and decidedly un-alternative agency:


Just in case everything outlined above somehow still hasn't convinced anyone that Lauren is, at best, unprofessional and unqualified to represent an agency, I encourage you to read the upcoming post on the Failice blog exploring her wealth of talents as a model. Just kidding, it's pretty much the same picture of her over and over again showing off her 3 poses: just standing there staring, covering her tits while looking off to the side, and looking down. Also squatting. But mostly looking vacant and exactly the same in every single picture.









I leave you with this heartbreaking work of staggering genius, Lauren's most expressive, stirring and artistic photo yet:



Until next time!

27 comments:

  1. Damn I'm so glad that you're back!! I was getting worried! Toy need to definitely need to make a juicy blog post about Lauren's and Merry P's declining relationship!

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    1. Thank you, kind anon!

      I have actually gotten a LOT of requests to do a post about Merry and Lorna (including one from a source very close to Lauren) so I'll try to put something together very soon.

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  2. Yes! What ever happened to Merry??? Oh wait, Lauren got what she could out of her and had no reason the keep up the friendship act.

    Oh, and then there is the latest drama with her landlord.... Could this be the second place in a row she is evicted from???

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    1. Looks that way! They're really bad at being responsible adults, aren't they?

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  3. I usually just lurk in here but I've noticed something. Might be ye oldes.

    Has anyone else noticed that in her portfolio her breast size increases and decreases in pictures that were apparently taken in the same shoot? Aswell as the bump in her chin and the structure of her nose...

    Also some note about her desire to control the pictures that she puts in the web is that we all know about her self-injury, yet in all photos she has blended her scars down. It's another good point that why would a model management company want to hire her...

    It would be nice to get some proof if it was actually THE Andy (see her ED page for reference) that attended the party? And why has Felice been awfully quiet on her party in twitter after hyping it out for about 2 months??

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    1. It definitely wasn't her star-crossed lover, The Andy... LMAO.

      I'm sure she's been quiet regarding the party because she drank ridiculous amounts and did drugs, and got super sick for a few days after. Also, pictures have been floating around and it seriously looked like about 12 people showed up, and they were mostly Rich's friends or a few people she met online. There have been no pictures of any of her family at all. She hyped this party up so much with her 110+ people bullshit. I SAW THE REFLECTIONS IN THOSE BALLOONS, FAILICE. REFLECTIONS DON'T LIE!

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  4. They're getting evicted!! (again)

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    1. Oh shit!
      Did anyone really not see that coming, though? They seem to have trouble keeping a flat, what with the constant parties, drug use and all. Oh, and not paying rent. Haven't they only been in their ~massive flat~ since November? Lolz

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  5. Yeah I did find it SOO odd that she was all "OMG PARTYYYYYYY" the last few weeks, then the day of the party (or maybe the night before) she tweeted once, and then was MIA for a day, then comes back Monday and carries on with very little mention of her party..... just not what I expected. I thought she would have 300+ pictures loaded of all these people, all her gifts, all the alcohol. But no.. she's probably embarassed that she hyped up a party that only ended up having 20 max 18 year old fans in attendance. Lol. Her *~BESTIE*~ didn't even bother showing up!

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    1. I know! I thought it was a bit strange, too. Out of character. She really needs to not hype every little thing she does up because it always blows up in her face, which is hilarious. But I think she's too immersed in her own delusions to ever realize that she's not nearly as popular as she once was/thinks she still is, and that she doesn't have any real friends aside from her Stickam & furry sycophants.

      Yeah, Merry's absence was quite conspicuous. Isn't she supposed to be the maid of honor, too?

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    2. I wouldn't be surprised if the maid of honor becomes Lorna. I actually wouldn't be surprised if they don't marry at all. I don't understand how Rich can stay with Felice while knowing she (has/had) an internet relationship with another guy (and according to other sites, Andy isn't the first, she has done this in the past with another guy, and apparently Rich knows about all of it). She must be pretty good at manipulation/Rich must not have much self-esteem. I think in regards to the Deumos scam, he wasn't aware of in the beginning, but had to help fix/cover it all up and made some poor decisions, which Felice then used as excuses "Rich won't let me refund waaah waah waah". It's not right, but I wouldn't expect him to refund the however much money it was to anyone, that's all on her. As for her internet boyfriend(s), he must just blatantly ignore it because if he didn't, then he would have to make the decision on whether to stay with Felice or not. There is no way he spends any amount of time on the internet looking at what people say about Felice. Their sleep cycles are pretty off anyway, he doesn't seem to spend much time with her, and while he sleeps in bed she’s in another room on the internet all night. Hardly see each other, hardly sleep in the same bed together, most likely hardly ever have sex? What is wrong with Rich?

      When I first heard of Felice she always referred to Rich as her flatmate then it switched to boyfriend, and I remembered seeing pics of her with Andy. It was confusing for me at first, and a few months back I asked Rich to clairify and never heard a response (not shockingly), so I also asked Felice and also heard nothing (again, not shocking). Was their break up before she became "Tumblr famous"? Still a bit confused on that timeline/how they got back together, etc.

      All in all, the only reason I follow/have any interest in her is because I find her really interesting. And generally not in a good way at all. She's sort of an entertainment for when I'm bored. I think that's all she is to most at this point, which she should be thrilled about, she loves attention, right? Too bad she could never get paid for it as we all already know she never finishes paid projects or ships sold goods. Lol.

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    3. I wish I could go back into time and screenshot the tumblr posts of Lauren's breakup with Rich. She posted about it on twitter and tumblr. She answered a lot of asks about it saying that they would still live together and do things a couple would normally do, they just werent in a relationship anymore. Shortly after posting about the breakup, Andy came to London and they spent her birthday in a hotel room together. She posted videos and photos of them together. Shortly after Andy had left and her birthday was over, Rich and Lauren started dating again.

      The whole thing was short lived, weird, and incredibly fucked up.

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    4. the first time i ever heard of felice fawn was when he had just left her house...i originally felt really sorry for her. it wasn't the incident you were describing, but rich left her with loads of alcohol and she was answering asks about it and posting loads. she then said she's going on an internet break for a while, came back 2 days later and had everything deleted/saying they were back together!

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    5. that same day she posted on her "ED blog" under the name meekandfamished about taking like 17 ibprofun and 7 citalopram and drinking a couple bottles of wine. she ended up wandering around some rail road tracks and got picked up by the cops and taken to the hospital.

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  6. http://www.facebook.com/media/set/?set=a.10150602998387852.384085.508682851&type=3

    dont know if you will be able to see this album? but its from her party. one of my friends is going out with one of rich's friends and went along. looked like a blast.

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    1. OMG LOL ty for the link ;)

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    2. Bahahaha! Thank you for this!

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    3. ah you can see it then! im glad ;) no problem.. xx

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  7. I, too, remember that Felice posted something similar to: "OMG, if feels so good to be single" or something like that back then, and that Andy was constantly in her chat and everywhere she went on internet, basically. Now, I don't really care WHO she's with or not, but I genuinely feel sorry for both her current boyfriend Rich and the internet-lover Andy. It's hard to decide who I feel more sorry for, but I think Andy, actually. Cause obviously that guy was very in love with Felice, and to me, it just looks like she totally used him. He seems to be a real decent, nice and calm guy and I just hope he can forget about Felice and find a REAL girl that won't treat him like a ragdoll. I also feel that it's Felice who is responsible for Andy's heavy intake of cigarettes and alchohol, not to mention, lack of sleep, and of course, all the waste of time, energy and money on her. And also, apparently, Felice influenced even Andy to get all into the atheistic satanism bullshit she's into. Which is kinda disturbing. So, Andy, if you read this, I hope you're ok and that you will find a DECENT girl that knows how to respect you. =) Fuck the boozing and smoking and take care of yourself. THERE is loads of interesting girls out there, WITHOUT drug issues, alchohol issues etc and I'm pretty sure you would be better off with a girl like that. Stay out of trouble man. Peace. =)

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    1. ALICIA IS DAT U?

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    2. Hahaha. ALICIA?! No. I who posted this is not named anything like Alicia. But thanks for asking, I guess?! =D

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  8. Great article! I've always enjoyed your blog posts :]
    I'm looking forward to the day when Failice Fawn can no longer keep up with all her lies and bullshit. I can't wait to see her crash and burn.

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    1. Thank you, anon! I'm glad you enjoy, it's much appreciated!

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  9. I read on her facebook that she was going to Turkey with Oli sykes and Amanda hendrick?! what the fuck,I thought they split up,She also said that Oli wants her to model for his clothing company hahaahhaha,I highly doubt that.

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    1. No, that was all actually true.
      She did model for his brand of clothes. However, the images were nothing too special, same ol' facial expression as always etc etc, quite boring, not many pictures either. It seemed rather "home-made" the whole shoot. More a bunch of friends who happened to have a better camera around?
      Personally I don't like the clothes or the brand, as they have LOTS of illuminati and satanic symbolism and influenses thrown in there, no one with a pair of functioning eyes will miss that fact checkin out the iheartdropdead site! I guess Oliver Sykes contacted Felice Fawn via his ex girlfriend Amanda Hendrick, or Amanda told Oliver about Felice, as they all hang on tumblr and stuff, and all seem to be into satanism. I know Oliver Sykes certainly post satanic stuff on his blog on a regular basis and I believe he has at least one satanic tattoo aswell. So yeah, they probably bonded over that little hobby in common. That, and drugs maybe, who knows? How adorable.
      Also, Oliver Sykes was indeed with another girl, another mexican model named Christina Piccone, who seems less stuck up and more down to earth than Miss Hendrick, but voila, now he's magically back with Amanda again. O_O Oh, that insane world of models and celebrities! I'm so happy I'm not part of that mess haha. Less complicated like that. =)

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